thedevilisneveramaker:

✂: post photo of yourself
æ: tell 5 things about your best friend
✌: share 5 things that you really want
♡: share 5 favourite songs
❁: share 5 favourite blogs
✓: tell 5 facts about yourself
♧: share 5 facts about your appearance
☆: share your current mood
✖: something you hate
☼: something you love
ϟ: ask anything

it’d be cool if you guys actually sent me these things but y’know

Kitty by The Presidents of the United States of America started playing

and then I could hear cats outside meowing .

that was strange…

norse-myths:

Sleipnir is an eight-legged horse in Norse mythology and is the child of Loki and Svaðilfari. Sleipnir is said to be the greatest of all horses and is sometimes ridden to the location of ‘Hel’.

This post is about how Loki came to give birth to Sleipnir.

When the gods created Midgard and Valhalla, an unnamed builder offered to build a wall for the gods in three seasons that would keep out invaders. In exchange for his work, he requested that they give him the goddess Freyja, the sun, and the moon.
The gods agreed to this, as they did not believe he would be able to build the wall in the time given.
However, the gods did not know that the builder owned a horse, Svaðilfari.
Svaðilfari was amazingly strong and helped the builder build the wall.
When the wall was almost completed, the gods decided that the troubles caused by the builder must have something to do with Loki, so they told Loki if he didn’t fix it, he’d be in quite a lot of trouble.
Loki was scared, so he went to the builder and disguised himself as a female horse - to distract Svaðilfari so that the wall could not be finished in time.
Loki succeeded in distracting Svaðilfari and the builder failed to complete the wall.
However, Loki’s distracting method led to him becoming pregnant and later giving birth to the eight-legged horse - Sleipnir.

And that is how Sleipnir came to be.

Also, after this, Thor discovered that the unnamed builder was in fact a Jotunn (Frost Giant) and smashed his head in with Mjolnir.

daddio almost found out that I smoked last night

whoops

I wanna go back to last night ughhhhhhhh

andlatitude:

Livestreamed this one.

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